I can’t believe I got all of tech twitter horny

ali (@endingwithali)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 13:47 GMT

She’s a backend developer

ali (@endingwithali)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 13:14 GMT

i sometimes wonder how many words we still use trace back to the 10000 BC equivalent of whatever this is

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it’s kind of funny how everyone mocked the shit out of this when the game first came out and now people just say F as a sincere show of respect for people who’ve died

Ron DeXantis (@twinkophrenia)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:29 GMT

Emily (@the_aiju)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 21:30 GMT

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I always prefer the Baked Potato Funeral

TV Ketchup (@TehSlan)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 08:27 GMT

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do they? i have only ever heard people saying this sarcastically

camille fassett (@camfassett)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 16:49 GMT

it’s kind of funny how everyone mocked the shit out of this when the game first came out and now people just say F as a sincere show of respect for people who’ve died

Ron DeXantis (@twinkophrenia)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:29 GMT

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 18:13 GMT

amen

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 21:40 GMT

I cut up our two Chase cards last year and called the bank and told them why. "Every bank funds fossil fuels," the customer service rep said. "That may be," I said, "but you fund the most and I don't want you using my money to do that." Source: bankingonclimatechaos.org/bankingonclima…

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https://twitter.com/bmcushing/status/1638212751003615233

Watch out Wall Street, climate movement leaders @billmckibben @RevYearwood @Ebony_4_Justice @BenJealous are uniting to #StopDirtyBanks 💪

Ben Cushing (@bmcushing)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 16:24 GMT

Prof. Katharine Hayhoe (@KHayhoe)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 21:23 GMT

Attached: 1 image Reflecting on the start of the Iraq War 20 years later. I cannot overstate how appallingly one-sided the news coverage was in the US during the buildup to the invasion.

ffs Alison

No context UK Facebook (@NoContextFBUK)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:03 GMT

Alright, I think this is just the coolest.

Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:40 GMT

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MDS (@mds)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:02 GMT

Congratulations to Credit Suisse on their $3bn exit. People think of startups as an overnight success, but they'd been grinding away since 1856. Sometimes you have to ignore the noise and stick to your vision.

Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 09:03 GMT

“Your Honor, my client’s just a normal man. He-he’s just an innocent man!”

kenny gesserit 🦝 ⛄️ (@KennyGesserit)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 02:59 GMT

not the dog's face being all up in it 💀💀

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Where are these chainsaw man anime figures coming from??😭😭

Tomo😤 (@LorTomo2)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 15:56 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:51 GMT

I was not aware this URL format was still allowed. Would you have clicked this phish? Tell me what's wrong and why:

SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

This is really sneaky and I suspect many would fall for this. Why? Only developers know what basic auth is, to everyone else this username is the legit Netflix domain.

twitter.com/swiftonsecurit…

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I was not aware this URL format was still allowed. Would you have clicked this phish? Tell me what's wrong and why:

SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 01:22 GMT

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:40 GMT

Evidence of misconduct by the release emotional support lead

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Devastated to report that the Kubernetes v1.27 Emotional Support Lead (my cat) will be suspended for two meetings as she bit me right on the chin, while I was reminding everyone of the code of conduct, on a recorded release team meeting

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 03:48 GMT

Witchy Chick (@1WitchyChick)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 19:42 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 11:00 GMT

oh now i get why everyone is so into split keyboards

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 ↔️ GDC2023 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:19 GMT

The world’s most popular porn site was just acquired by Canadian private equity fund Ethical Capital Partners, which promises to clean up its sexually exploitative videos.

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I get it

Nika (@NikasNotHome)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:40 GMT

cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 03:22 GMT

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she calls me Lord of D. bc she knows i'm packing

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:16 GMT

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this one's for the tgirls

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:21 GMT

she Yu on my Gi til i Oh

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 17:58 GMT

Hmm, a challenge lifelong it is... indiegala.com

IndieGala (@IndieGala)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 05:15 GMT

(male) mutual monday: what's a piece of media that you think explains being a man? I see this all the time for womanhood and for takedowns of toxic masculinity or whatever but not for just generally the experience of being a man

cutie patootie (@machinegrlkelly)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:09 GMT

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

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(male) mutual monday: what's a piece of media that you think explains being a man? I see this all the time for womanhood and for takedowns of toxic masculinity or whatever but not for just generally the experience of being a man

cutie patootie (@machinegrlkelly)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:09 GMT

Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 03:42 GMT

The boys in my 8th grade English class created a game where they’d throw erasers at me and see if they could get it in my cleavage :) I don’t want or need a single fucking male opinion on how a woman processes/ reflects on her experience hitting puberty

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:53 GMT

Talia Lichtstein (@talialichtstein)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 02:47 GMT

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me Mate, that sucks. Good luck…

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me fingers crossed for you! 🤞🏻

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me Good luck!

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🤞

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 20:20 GMT

Better late than never https://loftio.co.uk/lifenotes-002-february-23/

Our Call for Papers (CfP) is now open! Was your 2023 resolution to do more talks, because this is your opportunity! For more information, see our blog https://blog.dddeastmidlands.com/blog/sessionize-post/

Fellow UK people who hate surprises: *and those with a hidden 📞 for escaping DV/reasons Put a reminder in your calendar, or somehow warn yourself that there will probably be a sudden unexpected noise from your phone on the evening of 23rd April as we get our first emergency test broadcast message. There is an example video on the gov website for what to expect. https://www.gov.uk/alerts #ActuallyAutistic *edited: yes you can turn them off, but first you need to know they’re happening!

Importing cURL commands into @getpostman? You can now do this directly within the request tab 😍 Here's an example using the @github API docs - It's an awesome feature, one of many in the new release! 🏆

Danny Dainton (@DannyDainton)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:16 GMT

Many software engineering teams don't have time to do it right. But surprisingly, they have time to do it twice.

Daniel Moka⚡ (@dmokafa)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 11:59 GMT

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

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Sydney Sweeney: ‘I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized’ trib.al/Ly1ddyV

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:53 GMT

Oink (@oink2boink)Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:20 GMT

Man, been on my #ADHD medication for a week now and it feels really fucking nice showing up to stand up and actually having stuff to report. Here's a big ol' list of stuff I was able to focus on and complete. Wild right? I know, who knew I could be this productive.

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1637731240995348481

🖤 hoping it goes well for ya!

rizwana akmal khan 🌌 (@rizbizkits)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:50 GMT

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😔

Ingo (@lasombra_br)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:42 GMT

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Wishing you the best!

Greg Ives (@gregiv_es)Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:18 GMT