I should not be needing to wear shorts for comfort in *October*

arrived at #DDDEastMidlands a false name and a false email is good enough to get you on to the NTU-guest wifi but you will need the prescribed username and password which you are then given it is valid for 2 devices max (yes, I have 3 devices, and hence 2 sets of credentials)

Attached: 1 image I’m on my way to #dddeastmidlands today. It’ll be great to see some friends from the #Umbraco community there as well as some of my podcaster friends and people I’ve met from the Nottingham Tech community.

Attached: 1 image Too soon, still too soon! But we are off! Just a few minutes until our keynote from @brunty@brunty.social #dddeastmidlands #eastmidlandstech

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Attached: 1 image Anya would like to say good morning, and requests head bumps and ear scratches. #cat #caturday #catsofmastodon

Attached: 1 image The existence of a meatball sub implies the existence of a meatball dom.

Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

I cannot understand why anyone would possibly want a chip in their head, but especially not one that *that guy* is responsible for.

Engineers who know how to both priortize work and create clarity are the only 10x people I recognize.

Decorates stack traces with source code snippets. Contribute to laech/java-stacksrc development by creating an account on GitHub.

Looking forward to @dddem@mastodon.me.uk tomorrow! 🎉 Not looking forward to the 5am alarm. 😩

I’m on the train to #DDDEastMidlands! Probably about time I look at the talks that are happening tomorrow 😅

It's lightning talks day at work where once again I have produced 16 slides for a talk that's supposed to be 5 minutes long.

Attached: 1 image One of my favourite (and oh so simple) hacker tricks is to abuse JSON support in APIs and pass TRUE instead of the actual API key. If the code does loose comparison, you don't need the key! 😎 😈 🍿 https://securinglaravel.com/p/security-tip-type-juggling #PHP #Laravel

Announcing a $12,288 bounty (tripled to charity) for cracking the five seeds selected by the NSA in the '90s for the NIST elliptic curve standard.

I feel like everything you need to know about the Drew Barrymore kerfluffle is that when the writers' strike ended, her union writers decided they'd rather find new jobs than go back to working for her https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/drew-barrymore-show-writers-decline-return-1235606269/

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if i can offer younger developers any advice its this: develop a visceral allergy to complexity as soon as you can and nurture that allergy your whole life until it approaches debilitating. all else being equal complexity is bad. more "stuff" is bad, period. there are dopamine triggers and corporate metrics that may indicate otherwise but they are catastrophically wrong. fight to make simpler things. sometimes you really cannot, but thats a fight you need to have and lose if thats the case...

Attached: 1 image "Increase of [hate crimes against trans people] may be due to comments in media and by politicians, says Home Office" What kind of evil person admits they're inciting violence and continues to do it? 🤯 #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Trans #Transgender

Attached: 2 images Did you know that JPL has a whole gallery of beautifully illustrated Halloween posters, based on real science? Perfect to print and decorate your space, use as a wallpaper on your computer or phone, or as a Zoom background. https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/alien-worlds/galaxy-of-horrors/

I used to think GitHub Codespaces would help popularise Gitpod but now realize it is the other way around. Gitpod is currently permitted to exist in the Visual Studio Code ecosystem to popularise GitHub Codespaces, and Microsoft can step in at any moment to create legal crises that strategically divide the market from a business perspective because, like Apple and their AppStore: it is their ecosystem that they control and they are in absolute control.