Assessment step one: arrive to find the reception is never “manned” and I’m supposed to “wait until I’m called” so naturally I’m going more insane by the second wondering at what point should I wander the halls or go back downstairs to reception saying I haven’t been called but also if I leave then maybe they will call me when I’m not there and then I’ll miss my assessment and then I’ll just DIE!!!!!!

JavaScript Library to extract domains, subdomains and public suffixes from complex URIs. - GitHub - remusao/tldts: JavaScript Library to extract domains, subdomains and public suffixes from complex...

Attached: 1 image Bramley went to the groomers today, and they did a little Christmas photoshoot and I can’t even… 🥹

Crying in "this Restful API could have been a single XML file" 😢

chat_gpt_wasting_open_source_volunteer_support_time_by_making_shit_up++ 🙄🖕

Learning my way through AWS Lambda, Serverless Framework, and AWS Step Functions. On a totally unrelated note: remembering my aerospace class in high school where the teacher mentioned it was fun to watch the ultralight trend reimplement and reinvent established practices, and how we'd all probably see similar cycles a few times in our lives.

A themeable LS_COLORS generator with a rich filetype datebase - GitHub - sharkdp/vivid: A themeable LS_COLORS generator with a rich filetype datebase

Dakgangjeong is a crispy Korean fried chicken glazed in a sticky, sweet, tangy and spicy sauce. So addictive! Easy to make at home!

Friends are cool. Spending money sucks; travel is exhausting.

🇻🇪 #Venezuela was lovely! As was meeting my fiancé’s family, and the beautiful island of Coche. Long flight home, but totally worth it 😊

I'm hearing that @linuxfoundation@social.lfx.dev made staff cuts today. #HugOps to all the #OpenSource people now finding themselves out of work during the holidays.

She: “have you eaten food today?” Me: “Technically, yes.”

Content warning: Shameless bragging (really, absolutely shameless)

Zoom Recording Sharing Service We’re distributed by design, which means our company policies and values revolve around how to best work when Elasticians are spread around the world. One consequence of this design is that communication is challenging - getting everyone on the team across 14 time zones on a call regularly is not reasonable. We counter this by taking things async when possible but acknowledge that a synchronous video call has its place. In many ways this is even an advantage, a...

Elon Musk being a complete wanker and Tesla being a nightmare of quality issues and lies about functionality aside The Cybertruck really is a fucking HIDEOUS vehicle

bifurcate (bi·fur·cate) Otherwise-straight woman crushes on her friend Kate. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Little harms your professional growth more than being a big fish in a small pond for too long.

I just love waiting 20 minutes (and counting) for #AWS EKS to delete a namespace ... I feel so productive.

I know we’re supposed to forgive people and let stuff go now, because everyone has decided that that’s productive, but in this case: No. Fuck Drew Barrymore forever.

“stop beating yourself up” NO If I did that then I’d have waaaaay more time on my hands and then I’d just beat myself up for not utilising any of it

The neurodivergent nerd instinct to work at startups so the job burns out before you do. Note: I’m fine — or at least operating within normal parameters — it’s just a stray thought.

I just meowed at Tyler as he walked by and he stopped in his tracks, turned around, and looked at me with an expression that says I must have said the most offensive thing imaginable.

Merge vs. Rebase vs. Squash. Anyone who says "100% of the time you <merge/rebase/squash>" is wrong and I'm strong in that opinion. I'm asked about this pretty regularly, so I decided to take my copy paste answer I always use and put it in a gist. 🍿 https://gist.github.com/mitchellh/319019b1b8aac9110fcfb1862e0c97fb

Trans women shouldn’t compete in The Hunger Games because they have an unfair advantage

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im not a bottom im just tired