so I have a new rule of platform engineering if I can't have (with experience) that platform I want set up as a working prototype within the afternoon it's too complicated and yes I'm serious. make. shit. simpler. and give me a single binary I can throw anywhere and just start and do stuff. if you are a cluster, make single instances work out of the box.

Like Jupyter notebooks, but for any language.

Watching the episode of Voyager where Janeway has to use her own personal holographic smut fiction barkeep to rescue her own crewman from the holodeck. God I love Star Trek.

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

Just saw an article where someone said they had a daily goal of posting to LinkedIn. So that made me feel better about my life

LSP signature hint as you type. Contribute to ray-x/lsp_signature.nvim development by creating an account on GitHub.

i havent seen this movie since the theaters and apparently it sucked so fucken bad that my mind made me forget everything about it and watching it is like reliving hell for the first time

It's wild to think some Christians are still waiting for the second coming. That religion has one hell of a refractory period. I mean if their God was a woman she would have come like a million times by now.

We hire virtually everywhere, in every time zone, from Brazil through Ghana to New Zealand. Also Chicago. All-hands is hard to do on the regular with a globally distributed team, so we just do constant field trips with subsets of the team --- NOLA, Paris, Singapore, Boulder, Capetown, Tokyo --- so we can get everybody face-to-face with parts of the team.

We are going out and being social. As a token of my love for her, I am wearing pants.

you can kick me out of this subway but you can't unfuck the onions

Attached: 1 image POV you were definitely not about to cause any kind of trouble. What? Nothing to see here

I’m going to start my own mastodon instance then defederate from all of you.

My new pickup line is "so, tell me all about something that interests you." It solves two purposes. Lets me listen to someone speak brightly about what they like, and weeds out the non-autistics. 🤣

Attached: 1 image eBay offered me £10 off my order if I used their app instead of the website. So I downloaded it, claimed my discount, made my order, then immediately uninstalled the app. I'm sure this quarter's KPIs are going to look *great!*

A personal key value store 🛼. Contribute to charmbracelet/skate development by creating an account on GitHub.

Debug-level logging for developers (only!). Contribute to appliedgocode/what development by creating an account on GitHub.

The new #github based on #react is an abject failure to improve the user experience. On every count it is objectively worse than previous iterations. Page load time is poor, interactivity is gated seemingly on very large JS loads. Initial page layout is broken on mobile and randomly resizes the width of the viewport after loading. The number of micro-annoyances seem to be adding up daily. This is like an object lesson in what not to do to your successful webapp.

Attached: 1 image ACH, MEIN ASS