You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

wait did this break chatham house rule

do you ever learn things about friends like @kat.lol that you wish you could unlearn?

Hey so to be clear, talking about your openclaw agent as if it is a real person with feelings that is capable of hurting YOUR feelings is deranged. It isn't cute. That's concerning.

What the fuck lmfao

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An update on @ersc.io availability #jj-vcs https://ersc.io/blog/ersc-availability

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Mrs. Mister Pilnok

who decided to call it speculative execution and not cache me if you can

Bruh there’s no way @kcg.bsky.social approved this. Hard to believe an AI company would just steal someone’s work though!

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Marp is really nice for making presentations in markdown, used it for my last few presentations: https://github.com/marp-team/marp

The entrance repository of Markdown presentation ecosystem - marp-team/marp

A CLI to create short-lived (8 hours) GitHub App User Access Token for secure local development - suzuki-shunsuke/ghtkn

ghir is a CLI making past GitHub Releases immutable - suzuki-shunsuke/ghir

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A GitHub for maintainers - Giving dependencies the same treatment the fork got https://nesbitt.io/2026/05/02/a-github-for-maintainers.html

Strix Halo mini PCs doubled in price in six months. Here's what's worth buying for local LLMs in 2026, what to skip, and the 120W gotcha nobody mentions.

huh this is cool https://tangled.org/mitchellh.com/tack

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Evil discord mods be like “I respect women and have a healthy lifestyle”

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!

walking around and it just says "fuck me" on the ground behind me

buying the projector butt plug so you can get your girl on all fours in front of the wall to watch Lord of the Rings out of her ass

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Clutching pearls about how many PURLs are in your application is just FUD and nonsense. The only thing that matters is, how many humans can put code into it. (ie all your engineers + every linux dev + every OSS maintainer etc)