Wait, NORAD tracks my sleigh? In real-time?! This is outrageous! I never gave permission for this! Goodness gracious, all I want to do is break into your houses and leave gifts relative to how good I think you’ve been, which I’ve been tracking meticulously in my book along with your constant whereabouts and sleeping patterns.

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The moment a person uses "community manager" or "marketing" as a pejorative is the moment I know they're neither worth my time nor safe to welcome into the communities I serve. Get the fuck out of here with that kinda thinking. #OpenSource #FOSS

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Yearly reminder that you don't *have* to do #AdventOfCode Don't let others make you feel bad for not doing it 🙂 And for those that are doing it? Have fun and learn new cool things!

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You call it eating directly out of the ice cream carton, I call it radical self-acceptance.

Le sigh. And now I must recommend Roku Sticks for people who don’t want to drop over $120 on a streaming device and/or want to use said device reliably on captive networks. https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/1/23984444/amazon-fire-tv-autoplay-ads-on-startup

It's wild how Chrome has become this generation’s Internet Explorer.

Attached: 1 image Self promo: gifts + stocking stuffers for folks who refuse to fit in a box. I make and design enamel pins, patches, stickers, bookmarks and stationery that make great little gifts for Christmas. Social justice, disability pride, lgbtq+ rights, #neurodivergent, #adhd, #actuallyautistic, #books themed goodies. It's been a hard and weird year for #smallbusiness, so please #shopsmall for the holiday season if you can and encourage your friends too, please! 😊 I ship pretty much everywhere in the world ✨🌈 #fedigiftshop #mastoart Shop -> https://fluffmallow.com Community -> https://fluffmallow.com/not-okay-club

The most difficult part of achieving my personal goals is that I'm the person I'm relying upon on to reach them

Hey, if you're the type of person that can start typing a reply to an argument, then decide that actually it's not worth bothering with and delete the reply, I want you to know: You're doing fantastic, and you should be proud of yourself. I wish more people had that kind of restraint.

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Me, describing developer work estimation industry practice: > "We start with 'points describe complexity, not time' as a guiding philosophy, and then proceed to describe all estimates in terms of time."

My god. Basecamp/37signals and DHH in particular: what a cesspool of toxic waste ☣️ https://blogs.library.duke.edu/blog/2023/11/30/why-were-dropping-basecamp/

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No way to prevent this, says only blogger where this regularly happens

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I’m just an executive, standing in front of some small thing that brings you joy in this life, asking how I can completely ruin it for money

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🚨PSA: CfP for the #Go devroom at @fosdem ENDS THIS WEEK (FRIDAY) 🚨 . #FOSDEM is by far my favorite event, there are no words to describe it. IF you are a #gopher or know someone, please submit your talk before 1st Dec https://github.com/go-devroom/cfp/blob/main/README.md and see you there 🍻

I don’t need “ai” in my terminal, I’m perfectly capable of typing something that looks plausible but does something completely unexpected myself thanks

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Poverty shouldn't exist. For anyone. Ever. Too often I hear 'No one with a job should live in poverty.' True. But let's go further. No one should live in poverty, job or not. Jobs should be a ticket to more than just survival. Think thriving, not surviving; buying fun, not life.

Wow. https://archive.is/wAt0i, an archived copy of https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-22/nlrb-files-case-against-mozilla-for-not-hiring-labor-activist. This is really what I'm afraid of. And I'm stupid findable on the Web (thanks to not using an alias — that bit me in the ass very fast — like in 2013, but whatever). I'm hoping Cher wins this case; I'll be following it closely. Especially because I've applied like four times at Mozilla with not as much as a reply if the role was closed or anything. Sidenote, though, I hate the fact that's this idea that we can sign away rights because we have a contract — and that's never clear if it's actually the case. I really am glad she stood up. (https://jacky.wtf/2023/11/Zwc5)

I can’t let you remove that, it’s a load bearing organizational delusion

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Attached: 1 image Nice new feature in Firefox: Copy link without site tracking parameters. Well done, @FirefoxNightly@mozilla.social #firefox #privacy

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